we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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