I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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