Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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