hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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