no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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