No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I got inside last night via doggy door
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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