Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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