I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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