thus making me awesome and them whores
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
