I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
