Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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