ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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