to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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