i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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