it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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