I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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