I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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