Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Two words: nipple clamps
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