idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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