Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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