...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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