Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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