apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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