Porn is love you can see.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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