Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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