Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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