She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
