puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
this just has baby written all over it
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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