Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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