Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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