Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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