I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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