Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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