doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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