Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
