dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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