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(250): View more from British Columbia

You don't have asthma, your pregnant

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(845): View more from New York

forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.

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(210): View more from Texas

I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?

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(613): View more from Ontario

you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.

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(443): View more from Maryland

the ceiling is raining jello shotss

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(914): View more from New York

I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina

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(804): View more from Virginia

hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I don’t understand his energy

(1-256): View more from Alabama

What? Nice? Lmao

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