I want to have your abortion
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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