Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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