I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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