doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Is Oprah even human
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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