The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Why can't burritos get me drunk
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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