Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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