he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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