It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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