: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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