There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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