It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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