This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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