yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I wish I only lived at night.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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