ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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