and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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