I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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