So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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