Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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